That gangsta got caught for doing a B & E and now he is going to gangsta college.
Dane Cook was born on March 18, 1972 in Boston, Massachusetts, USA as Dane Jeffrey Cook. He is an actor and writer, known for Good Luck Chuck (2007), My Best Friend's Girl (2008) and Dan in Real Life (2007). Also defined under super finger A gesture created by Comedian, Dane Cook, which replaces the older 'middle finger' with a more significant gesture which can be used both postively and negatively. Dane Cook - Harmful If Swallowed video Dane Cook’s stand-up comedy video Harmful If Swallowed was released in 2003 and was the comedian’s first stand-up comedy show released on CD and DVD. The Harmful If Swallowed video release was very much expected from the comedian’s fans and he did not let him down.
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Breaking and Entering
1. Forcing entry into a home or other building that does not belong to you.
2. The criminal record of the act described above.
3. Great way to make some fa$t ca$h when you're in a tight spot and the loan sharks are after you.
1. Forcing entry into a home or other building that does not belong to you.
2. The criminal record of the act described above.
3. Great way to make some fa$t ca$h when you're in a tight spot and the loan sharks are after you.
1. 'Dude, so we B&E'd the donut shop last night...'
2. 'I did 6 months for B&E.'
3. 'Vinny and Joey were gonna break my legs, so Tito and I pulled a few B&E jobs, and scraped together some fast cash.'
2. 'I did 6 months for B&E.'
3. 'Vinny and Joey were gonna break my legs, so Tito and I pulled a few B&E jobs, and scraped together some fast cash.'
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Dude, I totally just did a B & E!
Did you take anything?
No, I just busted the guy's door down and he started freaking out, wondering what I took!
Did you take anything?
No, I just busted the guy's door down and he started freaking out, wondering what I took!
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Bacon and eggs, according to Dane Cook. A common breakfast meal.
I'm always game for B & E. That's delicious in my belly.
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Short for 'Beat it & Eat it' or 'Beat it up & Eat it up'; The act of a male performing oral sex on a female immediately following intercoarse.
'Dude, last night she told me she wanted me
to eat her out right after I beat it up'
'Oh so she wanted you to pull a B&E'
to eat her out right after I beat it up'
'Oh so she wanted you to pull a B&E'
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Guy: 'You up for B&E tonight?'
Dude: 'Hell yeah! It tastes even better at night!'
Dane Cook: 'I've done one of those. Check these out.'
Guy: 'Why are you holding 9 doors?'
Dude: 'Hell yeah! It tastes even better at night!'
Dane Cook: 'I've done one of those. Check these out.'
Guy: 'Why are you holding 9 doors?'
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Dane Cook Church
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose